What do you get when you cross a tree with a dog?
Bark!
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look; I’m changing!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business!
Why can’t a ghost tell a lie?
Because you can see right through it!
What does a chubby frog princess drink?
Diet croak!
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with!
