What type of bird do people eat at every meal?
Swallow!
How do you get rid of a harbor ghost?
Coast busters!
If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
Footballer- This ointment makes my arm smart!
Trainer- You should rub some into your head then.
Patient: Doctor, Doctor ! I hear ringing in my ears !
Doctor: Where else do you expect to hear it?
The farmer found a load of cow poo.
He said, “Who did this?”
The cow said, “The udders!”
