Why do dolphins only swim in salty water?
Pepper makes them sneeze!
What do you call the guy who invented the first blue jeans?
A Jean-ius (Genius)
Ask me if I am a tiger.
Are you a tiger?
Yup. OK, ask me if I am kitten.
Are you a kitten?
No, I just told you I am a tiger!
What’s the musical part in your body?
Your nose because you can pick it and blow it!
Why did the pirate refuse to say “Aye, aye Captain”?
Because he only had one eye!
What is the biggest building in the world?
A library because it has lot of stories!
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