Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Why didn’t the man enter the building?
Because he didn’t have enough entergy!
What kind of shampoo does a ghost use?
Shampboo!
What is black and white and red all over?
A skunk with a rash!
What do you get if you cross a sheep and a trampoline?
A woolly jumper!
What do you call a lamb with a machine gun?
Lambo!
