What did the octopus say to the other octopus?
“May I hold your Hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,and hand?
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From Jakob, age 10, Atascadero,California
What did the octopus say to the other octopus?
From Gynette, age 9, Singapore
What does a tree drink?
From KENNEDY, age 11, Denton
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elephant.
Elephant who?
From JAKE, age 9, Texas,USA
What 3 letters can you eat?
From Samantha , age 9, Tennessee
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoodle A Hee.
Yoodle A Hee who?
From JJ, age 12, SA
What were Batman and Robin called after they got run over by a steamroller?
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