Were does the Easter Bunny go for brunch?
IHOP!
What was the rat’s name that always tooted?
Ratatooie!
What did the sedimentary rock tell his teacher during the test to become a metamorphic rock?
“This is too much pressure!â€?
There was a 100 dollar bill,which was old,and the other 1 dollar bill,which was older. The 100 dollar bill said,”I had a good life,I’ve been to the theater,amusment park,and even to see the zoo.”
“Wow!You did have a good life!” The 1 dollar exclaims.
“Where did you go to?” The 100 dollar asks.
” Well,” the 1 dollar said,”I’ve been to the Baptist church and Catholic church…”
“Wait,” the 100 dollar bill interrupted,”What’s a church?”
Teacher:Name two states in the US.
Student:Me!Me!
Teacher:Yes?
Student:I’ll name one Bob, and the other one Phil!
So a duck walks into a bar and says “Do you got any grapes?’
and the man replies “No.”
So the next day the duck is back at the bar and says “Do you have any grapes?”
And the guy says “No.”
So this goes on for a few days so the guy finally replied, “No we don’t have any grapes, and if you ask that again I’m gonna nail you down to the bar table.”
Soooo the next day the duck walks in and says “Do you have any nails?” Confused, the guy said “No.” Then the duck said “Do you have any grapes?”
