Why did the football coach go to the bank?
He wanted his quarter back!
There was a pink-colored panther and an ant. The panther stepped on the ant. What did the panther say?
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead antttttttt!
Why did the bee get married?
He found his honey!
Were does the Easter Bunny go for brunch?
IHOP!
What was the rat’s name that always tooted?
Ratatooie!
What did the sedimentary rock tell his teacher during the test to become a metamorphic rock?
“This is too much pressure!â€?
