If 1 = 5,
2 = 25,
3 = 125,
& 4 = 525,
What is 5 equal to?
1!
A kid went on Cats.com. What happened to the computer mouse?
The homepage ate it!
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A horse fell in a mud hole!
What is black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a pair of drums!
What did the octopus say to the other octopus?
“May I hold your Hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,hand,and hand?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elephant.
Elephant who?
You forgot to feed the elephant!
