Teacher:Name two states in the US.
Student:Me!Me!
Teacher:Yes?
Student:I’ll name one Bob, and the other one Phil!
So a duck walks into a bar and says “Do you got any grapes?’
and the man replies “No.”
So the next day the duck is back at the bar and says “Do you have any grapes?”
And the guy says “No.”
So this goes on for a few days so the guy finally replied, “No we don’t have any grapes, and if you ask that again I’m gonna nail you down to the bar table.”
Soooo the next day the duck walks in and says “Do you have any nails?” Confused, the guy said “No.” Then the duck said “Do you have any grapes?”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
Why didn’t the man enter the building?
Because he didn’t have enough entergy!
What kind of shampoo does a ghost use?
Shampboo!
What is black and white and red all over?
A skunk with a rash!
