What do you call a dog detective?
Sherlock Bones!
What do you call a diseased symbol of the United States trying to cross the U.S.A/Canadian border?
An ill eagle (illegal)
What do sailors eat for breakfast?
Boat-meal!
What is another name for a snail?
A booger with a crash helmet!
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be called a chicken sedan!
Why did the squirrel run away from the other squirrel?
Because the other squirrel was a nutcase!
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