Why did the snowman run away from the sun?
He didn’t want to get fired!
How do birds talk?
They use twitter!
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because he was too chicken!
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You poker face!
How does a spider e-mail his girlfriend?
He uses the web!
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