What did the cowboy say when he saw a dead man laying on the ground?
“Howdy die?”
What did the fruit say to the salad when they were playing hide-and-seek?
Lettuce find the others! I really knew how to put the dressing on that joke!
Do you have a yellow key? Do you have a blue key? Do you have a pink key?
Yes you do! (a pinky)
What do you call a lazy crayfish?
A slobster!
What do you call board games that are boring?
Bored Games
How do math teachers drink their rootbeer?
In a square bottle!
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