What’s white and flies up?
A confused snowflake!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the opossom it could be done!
What goes tick tock ruff, tick tock ruff?
A watchdog!
In church a man and his wife were sitting. The wife said, “I just let out a silent fart; what should I do?”
The man said, “Well for one thing you should change your hearing aid battery!”
Why did the chicken cross the Earth?
TO SAVE THE PLANET!
What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
