What did Tweety say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet!
What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted flakes!
What did the mathbook say to his troubled friend?
Sorry, I cant help you; I got too many problems of my own!
Why did Batman stop going fishing?
Because Robin kept eating all the bait!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crumby!
Why did the policeman spend a lot of time in his bed?
Because he was an undercover cop!
