What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
What is grey,purple,pink,orange,yellow and blue?
An elephant holding a box of crayons!!
What’s the LONGEST word in the WHOLE WORLD.?
S-MILE…because “s” is a mile from the end!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who??
Cargo beep beep!
What do you get if a vampire crosses the street with a snowman and bites his shoulder?
Frostbite!
What happened to the dog when it jumped in hot water?
It turned into a hot dog!
