What did the math book say to his friend when he got a problem?
You can COUNT on me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pennsylvania!
What does (975% x 894) + (72-945 x 78953)=?
A math nerd!
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his dinner?
Because he was stuffed!
Why did the lady put lipstick on her forehead?
To make up her mind!
What did one tonsil say to the other?
“Get dressed. The doctor’s taking us out tonight!”
