Where does a sheep go to cut his wool?
The baabaa shop!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
Abbey birthday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Panther.
Panther who?
Panther no panth, I’m goin’ thwimmin’!
Why did the egg go to the jungle?
He was an eggsplorer!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris closed; I had to knock!
What has 26 letters but only 3 syllables?
Alphabet!
