Why did the cat go to the carnival?
To go to the Kitty land!
What do elves learn in school?
The elv-abet!
What do you call a dinosaur that works out?
Dino-mite!
Why should you never trust whales with your secrets??
Because they’re all blubber-mouths!
Who came to the tiger’s lair and came out alive?
The tiger!
There’s this man who only has a head and he goes into a bar and every drink he has a body part grows back (he has a coke and his arm grows back, he has another and his leg grows back) so once his body is fully back he goes out and his body gets run over.
The bar manager comes out and says ,” You should have stopped while you were a head!”
