How do you know that Saturn has been married more than once?
Because she has a lot of rings!
What sea animal can be adjusted?
A tune a fish!
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank!
What kind of tree does the math teacher have?
Geome-tree!!!!!
Why are soccer players so cool?
Because they have fans!
What’s a chicken’s favorite song?
I should be so clucky, clucky, clucky, clucky!
