Why did the dog yell at the tree?
Because he wanted to see who could bark the loudest!
Which is the greatest dog you can get?
A GREAT DANE!
What is the computer’s favorite dance?
Disk-o!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I use my key!
Why did the cow moo?
Because its horns weren’t working!
What did the chocolate sauce say to the pudding?
I’ve got you covered!
