What do you call a cat in the north pole?
Santa Claws
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Tanks.
Tanks who?
Tanks for everything!
What lives in the sea and carries people?
An Octobus!
What did the owl say to his friend as he flew off?
Owl be seeing you later!
What is a deck doing inside a house?
A deck of cards!
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You are too young to be smoking!
