What do you call a snake that’s trying to become a bird?
A feather boa!
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can’t tuna fish!
What did one pig say to the other in the hot hot sun?
I’m bakin’!
What did one eye say to the other?
Don’t say anything, but something between us stinks!
What did the lettuce say to the lady?
Lettuce talk!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
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Orange you glad I’m all out of knock-knock jokes?
