What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt.
Why did the dog yell at the tree?
Because he wanted to see who could bark the loudest!
Which is the greatest dog you can get?
A GREAT DANE!
What is the computer’s favorite dance?
Disk-o!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I use my key!
Why did the cow moo?
Because its horns weren’t working!
