Ring, ring.
Who’s there?
The boy who couldn’t knock!
Do you know what it is? It has teeth but can’t bite…
A comb!
Why didn’t the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
Because there were too many cheetahs!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame dog just bit mah foot!
Why did Santa Claus need new underwear?
Because his had Ho-Ho-Holes!
If the world were a jacket where would the cool people be?
In the hood!
