What do you call a snowman in the rain forest?
A puddle!
What do you call a surgeon with 8 arms?
A doctapus!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin to see how you’re doing today!
What loses its head in the morning but has it back by night?
The pillow!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
No one.
No one who?
…….
There were 9 cats on a boat. One jumped off. How many were left there?
None, because they were all copy cats!
