What did the candle say to the other candle ?
Will you go out with me tonight?
What is the dentist’s oath?
I swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth!
Why can’t your nose be twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
De-calf-inated!
What has two eyes but can’t see?
Glasses!
How did the egg cross the road?
It was inside the chicken!
