Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
When is a farmer cruel to his corn?
At harvest time, when he must pull its ears!
Why did the golfer need a new glove?
Because he had a hole in one!
What do you do if your nose is running?
You go catch it!
Knock Knock..
Who’s There?
Rufus!
Rufus Who?
Roof is on fire!!
Why did the bear cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation!
