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From Adam, age 9, Ingleside, ON

What’s the musical part in your body?

Your nose because you can pick it and blow it!
Please wait...

Filed Under: Health and Body

From Alex, age 7, Madiera, CA

Why did the cow eat a chocolate bar?

Because it wanted chocolate milk.
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Filed Under: Cow

From Michaela, a parent, Everett, WA

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Cow Wh–

MOO!!
(you have to interrupt the other person)
Please wait...

Filed Under: Knock Knock

From RaeAnn, age 11, Oklahoma, USA

Why don’t you ever see penguins in Britain?

Because they’re afraid of Wales!
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Filed Under: Penguin

From Roxy, age 11, Elmore, Australia

What chocolate do they eat in space?

Milky-Ways and Mars bars!
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Filed Under: Space

From Lexy, age 9, Crossville, Tennessee

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?

Justin the neighborhood!
Please wait...

Filed Under: Knock Knock

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