What sound did the turkey make when he ate up all the Thanksgiving food?
Gobble,gobble,gobble!
What did the girl say when she saw an empty bag?
O, I C, U R M T!
What fruit is always together?
A pair!
The jokes in America are funny but not Wisconsin.
Why?
Because it’s too cheesy!
What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?
Hip-hop!
What is a dog’s favourite button on a VCR?
The paws button!
