What’s black and white and red all over?
An angry panda!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen on the wall!
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
What do you call a fish that can’t swim?
Bait!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place to find more jokes?
On this website!
On this website!
Mississippi: how do you spell it?
IT!
