How much does it cost a priate to get his ear pierced?
A buccaneer!
You have a language assignment. You have to change language every time you go in a different room. If you’re in the kitchen, French. If you’re in your room, English.
And if you’re in the bathroom, European!
What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?
Boonanas and Booberries
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hutch.
Hutch who?
Did you sneeze?
Why was the tree not feeling well?
Because it was a SYCAMORE tree!
Why can’t the flower ride his bike?
Because he lost his petals!
