How many flutes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but all the others stand around and say they could do it better!
Where do the cows go?
To the mooooooovies!
What are guards doing when they protect plants?
Garden!
What do you call a helicopter and a skunk?
A Smell-A-Copter !
What do skeletons use to contact friends?
A teleBONE!
What sound did the turkey make when he ate up all the Thanksgiving food?
Gobble,gobble,gobble!
