What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline?
Hip-hop!
What is a dog’s favourite button on a VCR?
The paws button!
What’s black and white and red all over?
An angry panda!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen on the wall!
Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
What do you call a fish that can’t swim?
Bait!
