There were nine cats on a boat. One jumped off; how many are there now?
None, because they were all copy-cats!
Knock, knock.
Who`s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Can you gorilla me a burger and fries?
How many flutes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but all the others stand around and say they could do it better!
Where do the cows go?
To the mooooooovies!
What are guards doing when they protect plants?
Garden!
What do you call a helicopter and a skunk?
A Smell-A-Copter !
