What did the skeleton say when it was cooking on the grill?
I want some ribs!
Why did the spider cross the keyboard?
Because it needed to get to the web site!
Why was everyone mad at the pig crossing the road?
Because he was a road hog!
What do you say when you don’t know something?
I Dont Know!
What’s black, white and red all over?
An embarassed zebra!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…!
