Why was the tomato blushing so much?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why was the tomato blushing so much?
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What did the page say to the cover?
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What does a farmer use to count his cows?
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What does a pig learn when he goes to karate?
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What did the mother hamster say to her children when they wanted a bedtime story?
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What is a twip?
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