Why doesn’t Tigger have any friends?
Because he plays with Pooh!
What kind of jam don’t you want on toast?
TRAFFIC jam!
Why was the leopord always found?
Because it was easliy spotted!
How does a monster score a football touchdown?
By crossing the ghoul line!
Why was the tomato blushing so much?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
What did the page say to the cover?
You’re squishing me!
