Where do you find a dog without any legs?
Right where you left him.
What should you do with a blue elephant?
Cheer it up!
What did the rug say to the floor?
I’ve got you covered!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peek.
Peek who?
Peek-a-boo!
What planet got married?
Saturn. It has a ring!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sorry.
Sorry who?
Sorry, wrong door!
