What does a farmer use to count his cows?
A cowculater!
What does a pig learn when he goes to karate?
Pork chops!
What did the mother hamster say to her children when they wanted a bedtime story?
I don’t have a tale!
What is a twip?
A twip is something a wabbit takes when he wides the twain!
What did the scarf say to the hat?
You go ahead, I’ll hang around!
What kind of tree stores food?
A pantree (pantry)!
