Why was the leopord always found?
Because it was easliy spotted!
How does a monster score a football touchdown?
By crossing the ghoul line!
Why was the tomato blushing so much?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
What did the page say to the cover?
You’re squishing me!
What does a farmer use to count his cows?
A cowculater!
What does a pig learn when he goes to karate?
Pork chops!