Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he was not peeling well!
What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
Trombone!
What do you call a dog and a cat?
A dot!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vador?
An ele-vador!
What’s yellow on the outside, but gray in the inside?
A bus full of elephants!
What do you say to a runaway stop sign?
Stop, sign!
