What do you say to a runaway stop sign?
Stop, sign!
Why don’t rabbits need glasses?
Because they eat lots of carrots!
Why did the tomato change?
Because he saw the salad dressing too!
Why did the teacher go to the beach?
To test the water!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later…
What does a glove say when a person is teasing it?
“Are you putting me on?”
