What does a glove say when a person is teasing it?
“Are you putting me on?”
There were three robbers. They had just roobed a bank and the police were following so they all climbed up a different tree. So the police went to the first tree and said “Who goes there?”
The first robber said, “Tweet tweet!” and the police thought he was a bird.
Then the police went to the second tree and said, “Who goes there?”
The robber said, “Whoo hoo!” and the police thought he was a owl.
Then they went to the next tree and said “Who goes there?” And the robber said…
“Mooooooooooooooooooo!”
If a rooster lays an egg and the wind is blowing 70 miles
west and 30 miles east wich way will the egg roll?
A rooster dosen’t lay eggs!
How does the ocean pay it’s water bills?
With sanddollars!
What did the announcer name his son?
Mike!
There was a boy and a teacher. The boy said: Will you punish me for something I didnt do?
The teacher said: No of course not!
The boy said…
Ok good, because I didn’t do my homework!
