How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Plug its nose!
What’s louder than a
cat up a tree?
Two cats up a tree!
Why did the jelly bean go to school?
Because he wanted to be a smartie!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby Who?
Abby birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
Which state is the smartest?
Alabama: it has 4 A’s and 1 B!
Once there were two guys, Bert and Bob.
Bert: ” Bob, let’s get some ice cream.”
Bob: ” Surebert!”
