If a rooster lays an egg and the wind is blowing 70 miles
west and 30 miles east wich way will the egg roll?
A rooster dosen’t lay eggs!
How does the ocean pay it’s water bills?
With sanddollars!
What did the announcer name his son?
Mike!
There was a boy and a teacher. The boy said: Will you punish me for something I didnt do?
The teacher said: No of course not!
The boy said…
Ok good, because I didn’t do my homework!
How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Plug its nose!
What’s louder than a
cat up a tree?
Two cats up a tree!
