Once there were two guys, Bert and Bob.
Bert: ” Bob, let’s get some ice cream.”
Bob: ” Surebert!”
What is the healthiest kind of insect?
Vitamin Bee!
What did the chicken wing say to the other chicken wing?
Let’s FLY!
What is the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty!
Yo Mama so fat…
She farted in the Gulf of Mexico and made Hurricane Katrina!
What’s a ghost’s favorite flavor of gum?
Boo-berry!
