Where do you wash a vampire?
In the bat room.
What did the pine cone say when he grew up?
Gee, I’m A Tree! (geometry!)
What are banana peels good for?
Slippers!
What did the skeleton order at the resturaunt?
Spare ribs!
What is a ghost’s favorite ride at a fair?
The scary-go-round and the roller ghoster!
What did the skunk do when he went in the house?
He odored everyone not to move!
