What is the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty!
Yo Mama so fat…
She farted in the Gulf of Mexico and made Hurricane Katrina!
What’s a ghost’s favorite flavor of gum?
Boo-berry!
Where do you wash a vampire?
In the bat room.
What did the pine cone say when he grew up?
Gee, I’m A Tree! (geometry!)
What are banana peels good for?
Slippers!
