What did one ice cube say to another ice cube?
You are so cool!
How do you have a great space party?
You plan it! ( You planet!)
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch!
Doctor: I have some bad news and some worse news.
Patient: Give me the bad news.
Doctor: You only have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What could be worse then that?
Doctor: I tried to reach you yesterday!
What’s a witch’s favorite subject?
SPELLING!
What kind of work do you do in the North Pole?
Ho-ho-homework!
