What kind of an animal does not play fair?
A cheetah!
Teacher: What do you want to be when you growup?
Student: A policeman, because I want to follow in my dad’s footsteps.
Teacher: I didn’t know your dad was a policeman.
Student: Oh he’s not; he’s a burglur!
What do witches use after they’ve blow-dried their hair?
Scare-spray!
Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside!
Simple Simon: How do I get to the hospital quickly?
Smart Alec: Stand in the middle of the road.
Once a poor little mouse fell in a cup of soda.
Don’t worry, it was a soft drink!
