Doctor: I have some bad news and some worse news.
Patient: Give me the bad news.
Doctor: You only have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What could be worse then that?
Doctor: I tried to reach you yesterday!
What’s a witch’s favorite subject?
SPELLING!
What kind of work do you do in the North Pole?
Ho-ho-homework!
What kind of an animal does not play fair?
A cheetah!
Teacher: What do you want to be when you growup?
Student: A policeman, because I want to follow in my dad’s footsteps.
Teacher: I didn’t know your dad was a policeman.
Student: Oh he’s not; he’s a burglur!
What do witches use after they’ve blow-dried their hair?
Scare-spray!
