What did one eye say to the other eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie body there?
Once a very fat man was going to market on an elephant. A boy was continuously looking at him. The fat man asked, “Why are you looking at me like this? You have never seen an elephant?”
The boy said, “I have seen many elephants but never one riding one!”
What’s red and goes up and down?
A tomato in an elevator!
What did the skeleton say when he served dinner?
Bone appetite!
What has six wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
