A woman and her boyfriend were sitting next to each other. What did he say?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I next to each other.
What did one mathbook say to the other?
I really got a lot of problems!
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
What’s the only room ghosts don’t go in?
A living room!
Why can’t a leopard hide?
Because they will always be spotted!
What did the crowd say when the ghost sang?
Boo!
