A skeleton walked into McDonalds and ordered a milkshake and a mop.
(Get it? The milkshake would just spill onto the floor when he drank it!)
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field!
Where does a rock like to eat best?
The Hard ROCK Cafe!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts!
How do you make seven an even number?
Remove the “S”!
Knock,knock
Who’s there?
Wonda.
Wonda who?
Fail every test and you’ll wonda up nowhere!
