What’s the only room ghosts don’t go in?
A living room!
Why can’t a leopard hide?
Because they will always be spotted!
What did the crowd say when the ghost sang?
Boo!
A skeleton walked into McDonalds and ordered a milkshake and a mop.
(Get it? The milkshake would just spill onto the floor when he drank it!)
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field!
Where does a rock like to eat best?
The Hard ROCK Cafe!
