What do you get when you stick seven blondes in the freezer?
Frosted flakes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Why did the math book go to the therapist?
Because it had problems!
Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
What color is a burp?
Burple!
What weighs 5,000 lbs and wears glass slippers?
Cinderellephant!
